Rustic Unicorn Bartending Co: Where Magic Meets Mixology

At Rustic Unicorn Bartending Co, we’re not just bartenders; we’re alchemists of joy. Founded by the dynamic duo of Josh and Talesa, our story unfolds like a whimsical fairy tale.

Talesa: The Enchantress of Libations

Talesa’s journey began in the bustling tech world of Seattle, where she wore power suits by day and dreamed of crafting elixirs by night. But her heart yearned for something more—something that stirred her soul.

With a background steeped in the restaurant industry, Talesa brings a kaleidoscope of skills to our bar. She’s the Mistress of Mixology, the Sorceress of Sips, and the Keeper of Cocktail Secrets.

Her creativity knows no bounds. Whether it’s a classic martini or an avant-garde fusion, Talesa sprinkles stardust into every glass.

Josh: The Earthbound Dreamer

Josh, the realtor-turned-farmer, tills the soil and tends to hearts. His hands, calloused from both paperwork and plowing, tell stories of resilience and rootedness.

He believes in community—the kind that grows like wildflowers in neglected corners. Josh’s eyes light up when he talks about local ingredients, community connections, and the magic of a shared table. And Christmas. Josh loves Christmas.

His rustic charm and genuine spirit make him the favorite uncle at every gathering. He’s the guy who’ll serve you a cocktail and then tell you about the heart melting friendship between his dog and rabbit.

Together, We Create Magic

Rustic Unicorn isn’t just a bartending service; it’s a bar experience. Our events are like enchanted forests where laughter dances with fireflies, and every sip is a spell.

What sets us apart? It’s the little things—the whisper of mint in a mojito, the twinkle of starfruit garnish, and the warmth of a reclaimed wood bar.

Our menu isn’t just drinks; it’s a Potion Catalog:

• Elixir of Euphoria: A gin-based concoction that makes worries vanish.

• Stardust Spritz: Prosecco, elderflower, and a dash of cosmic glitter.

• Moonbeam Mule: Vodka, ginger beer, and lunar blessings.

• Unicorn’s Kiss: A secret blend that leaves you believing in magic.

Did we exaggerate? Definitely 100% not whatsoever!